
The Illus Caden
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The Illus Caden
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12 piecesVinted Proudly Cashing in on Late Stage Capitalism in 2026
There is a growing list of symptoms of late stage capitalism in the western world, and the latest I’ve come across is the platform Vinted.
The Complex Addiction Mobile Games Have Become and Their Profiteers
I played Hole Stars for a few weeks, then for two days straight. I still couldn’t earn the damn coat from the Dreamy Closet.
Someday Has Begun, Pt. 1 – A Critical Look
Someday Has Begun, Pt. 1 is a sterile imitation of We Are The World, full of vague platitudes with an odd arrangement over a cheap and bland, yet somehow overproduced musical production.
Daisy Chain Fields vs. Lilith Fair [Charge Comparison]
The Daisy Chain Fields music festival has drawn comparison to Lilith Fair, but how do the messages in the songs compare?
The Egoic Lie That Is The Times Square Billboard Video Trend
The "OMG I'm on a billboard in Times Square" viral video trend is an ego trip and nothing more.
Sick Ass Foo’s Have The Mic
Everyone’s pushing human-made, I’m pushing made-for-human.
“What a Catchy Song!” Yeah, But What Are You Catching?
The catch-all phrase “it's catchy” is part of what has allowed a rise in less than savory messages to permeate pop culture and popular music.
Mr. Jambo Could Have Been Something, But It’s Just Another Joke
We don't need more jokes, we need sincerity.
Rising Compass Reflection
Kids have been taught that as long as a song doesn’t have any bad words, play away. They’re not intentionally listening to the lyrics.
Generative AI Music Makers – A Broad First Take
I’ve been keeping an eye and an ear on the AI music scene, Suno et al, and while…
The 2026 Album of the Year: Bait and Switch on a Global Scale
Like many Caucasian, English-native US citizens, I was less than thrilled to hear that Bad Bunny was the…
10,000 Pairs of Underwear Isn’t Enough
Is Charli and Billie's charitable donation actually net-neutral for society?
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